Descent Anarchy Scores 
We seem to be stuck playing MegaDeth! 
This is from 12/02/95. Right now I'm still ahead.
The most improved award goes to Shark.
And the coveted Kurt Cobain award goes to
Jerky Boy (aka Jerky Man) with seven suicides.
This is from 12/03/95. It seems the gap is being closed. Three awards go to
Jerky Boy (aka Jerky Man).
He gets the "Most Improved" award, the "Kurt Cobain" award with nine suicides,
and finally the "Weenie"
award for playing with a new joystick and not telling us until afterwards.
I don't want to leave Shark out, so we'll give him the
"Most likeley to be killed" award with 55 deaths. (I guess leaving the game before attempting to
change your CD is a better plan. Doh!)
This is from 12/05/95. I have finally been defeated. (Wish I had a sad face graphic, but this will
have to do -> :( )
The Shark
gets not only the win with 62 kills, and the "Most Likeley to be Killed" award with 114
(yes triple digits) deaths
but also the "Most Improved" award, and the esteemed
"Kurt Cobain" award with sixteen suicides.
I don't know if anyone really deserved the
"Weenie" award, so we'll give it
to the Shark so he'll get the sweep.
Jerky Boy (aka Jerky Man) and I are
really getting worried what might happen if the Shark
buys a real joystick. As is, playing with the nub seems to be doing him just fine!
This is from 12/07/95. We played a game with a limit this time. First one to twenty kills wins.
Jerky Boy (aka Jerky Man) gets the win and the
"Kurt Cobain" award with seven suicides.
The Shark
continues with his lock on the "Most Likeley to be Killed" award with 38 deaths.
Nobody was a real "Weenie" this time,
so the Shark will get to keep the award for a while.
This is from 12/08/95. Me and Shark
played a game to twenty kills.
You probably can figure out who gets what. (At least I hope so.)
This is from 12/09/95. Me and Shark
went out to Kali Central and got toasted by Cyborg. We had some fun.
You probably can figure out who gets what. (At least I hope so.)
These are from 12/12/95. We played two games, one to twenty (or so) and another to ten.
I think I am going to have to come up with a good way to
archive this shit!
These are from 12/20/95.
Jerky Boy (aka Jerky Man),
Shark, and I played a game to fifteen kills.
As you can see shark won. Jerky was busy trying to learn
how to fly or something. Or maybe his mind was on Descent II.
Jerky decided to go play with himself (or go play with
Herbie the guide-bot.)
So I challenged Mr. Cocky "I am the man"
to a quick game of one on one to ten. (See results below).
These are from 12/22/95.
Jerky Boy (aka Jerky Man),
Shark, and I tried playing a game of
Descent II.
We spent more time flying around looking for shit than actually doing battle. I'm
not sure which level end this was from, somehow I managed to pull off
the win. Jerky and Shark
can decide what is better, kills or efficiency. We got bored and reverted back to our old ways,
MegaDeth!
(Descent 1).
Even though I'm still lock-up boy, me and my
Hendrix cd managed to pull of the victory!
(SEE Below)
1/7/96 (Game to 10)
1/8/96 (Game to 10) (Sorry, I
"Cobained" at the end.)
1/10/96 (Game to 15)
We played a 4-way game of
Descent II capture the flag on 4/4/96.
Various onlookers have come here 4443 times!
We think we are good, but as soon as we go out to
Kali we'll all get our butts kicked in short order.