Therapeutic Swearing
[I warned you]
so anyways
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(i'm feeling better already)
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did you ever notice that shit and this are the same letters?
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i think it sounds better if you begin a setence with fuck than with shit but i guess
i'll occasionally start with shit for variety
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(that's one of my favorite ones)
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shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit (i like it)
fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck (nice and simple variation)
fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit fuck shit fuck -oh i guess that's sorta like the other
only with three rather than just two on the repeats
fuck fuck shit shit fuck shit fuck --oh yeah did that already
fuck fuck fuck shit shit -wait a second i already did what i was getting around to
as well
you know i'm feeling a lot better now
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guard)
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-hmm..now that i think about it you guys can't really understand the rhythm as well
as i can cuz you have to hear it with proper pausing to get the right rhythmic effect.
i'm curious can you figure out the rhymthm just by reading it? i know it as i'm
typing but i imagine it'd be hard to go the other way
-actually now that i try i can get the rhythm -wait -no i think i misread that one
-hmm..it worked but then the end through me off lets see fuck fuck shit fuck fuck
shit fuck shit shit shit fuck --ok that works
fuck shit fuck shit shit fuck fuck -got that one down
yeah actually wow that's amazing you can actually infer the rhythm just by reading
it -how weird -even though there's no implicit rhythm written down even with words
as simple as the fundamentals of shit and fuck.
well..anyways
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fuck fuck fuck shit fuck shit shit shit shit fuck shit (that had a melody but i guess
you can't pick that up even if you're really good)
hmm..i wonder how beethovens fifth would go
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shit fuck -i can't remember how it goes after that -i always get lost when i try
to play it by memory at that point -cuz does the ascending scale go higher or cut off and
do something or what -i can never remember
well it's been pleasant talking with you.
As absurd as it seems thats remarkably therapeutic, I recommend it highly.
It's almost too therapeutic -i don't wanna stop its like being in a nice bath of nice
hot water and feeling so comfortable you dont' want to get out and meanwhile you
turn into a prune.
well..anyways i guess thats it for now -if i have to do that again and you'd prefer
not to receive it please inform me and i'll take you off of my fuck fuck fuck shit
fuck shit shit shit fuck fuck fuck mailing list -but if you so choose you can remain
on my various bs not centered around fuck and shit mailing list.
ewll..whatever
i wish i could find some money
sincerely,
john top ping
Note written 7/18/96 Hello! If you're still reading, I would like to know something from you.
How in the bloody fucking hell did you get here? This page is by far the most popular page
on my site. This page.. a page I wrote when I was just pissed off my physics experiment
wasn't going as I had hoped. What kind of fucking world is this?
It is a mystery to me why this page is so popular. Is it linked from some popular site somewhere?
Most of the accesses are to no other file/page/whatever than this page. So people've got to be
jumping directly to this thing. Is it search engines? When you enter 'fuck AND shit' into
a search engine you get a huge shitload of results, so I can't imagine that'd be it.
So if you've got any clue, please enlighten me by sending a message to jtopping@his.com.
Thanks.
Sincerely,
John Top ping