Ever wondered why LoS and their stalwart road crew are such nice young guys? Yeah, me too. Well, I *may* have stumbled upon the secret - Bridgette's rules for ridin' on the bus. This is not a joke! They are prominently posted right in the front of Bridgette (right over Bert's head)! And here they are.... 
                  FOLLOW THE RULES

1.  Observe the same conduct as in the classroom.
2.  Be courteous, use no profane language.
3.  Do not eat or drink on the bus.
4.  Keep the bus clean.  (Mark says this is HIS favorite rule!)
5.  Cooperate with the driver. (This is JACK's favorite rule!)
6.  Do not smoke.  (Of course not, the Prez sez it might hurt you!)
7.  Do not be destructive.
8.  Stay in your seat.
9.  Keep head, hands, and feet inside the bus.  (I guess "mooning" is OK?)
10. Bus driver is authorized to assign seats.

There you have it.  The secret is out!
PS. Bridgette has met Furthur (or at least its reproduction at the Hog Farm Pignic), but they couldn't decide if they're related. Bridgette is Swedish (mostly). Furthur wasn't sure. She hasn't met Martha White yet, though. (See http://www.banjo.com to find out about Martha White!)