Classic CHURCH BULLETIN Bloopers

1) For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

2) Due to the Rector’s illness, Wednesday’s healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

3) Evening massage - 6 p.m.

4) The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the chruch basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

5) Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

6) Don’t let worry kill you off - let the church help.

7) The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister’s daughter, who labored the whole evenng at the piano, which as usual, fell on her.

8) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

9) The outreach committe has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

10) Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30p.m. Please use the back door.

11) Ushers will eat latecomers.

12) The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

13) During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J. F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

14) Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s a Terrible Experience.”

15) Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All”

16) Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

17) Paster is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

18) 22 Members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

19) The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinnng to join the choir.

20) Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.



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