FORMS OF GOVERNMENT

COMMUNISM - You have two cows, the government takes both of them and
gives you part of the milk.

SOCIALISM - You have two cows, the government takes one and gives it
to your neighbor.

FASCISM - You have two cows, the government takes both cows and sells
you the milk.

NAZISM - You have two cows, the government takes both of your cows,
then shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY - You have two cows, the government takes both of them,
shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.

CAPITALISM - You have two cows, you sell one of them and buy a bull.


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