INSURANCE EXCUSE BLOOPERS
The following captions are excerpts from various reports obtained from an insurance agency

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and
headed over the embankment.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants all day, and was on my way home. As I reached an
intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision. I did not see the other car.

I have been driving my car for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and
had the accident.

I was on my way to the doctor's office with rear end trouble when my universal joint
gave way, causing me to have an accident.

As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop
sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a
fractured skull.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the roadway
when I struck him.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.

I saw the slow moving sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out ot its path
when it struck my front end.

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