Check Your SalmonSense!

Trivial Pursuit --> Leftover Style!

Where is a town named Salmon? Idaho

Are any other towns named Salmon? White Salmon, Washington

Where is a river named Salmon? Idaho

Where are mountains named Salmon? The Salmon River Mountains (in Idaho, of course!)

What's a bacterium named Salmon? Salmonella.

What's a salmonella infection called? Salmonellosis.

How many different "kinds" of Salmon are there? Coho, sockeye, chinook, chum, dog, pink, king, red, quinnat, silver, Atlantic, and blueback

Name a Salmon that was Chief Justice of the U. S. Supreme Court. Salmon Portland Chase -- appointed by Abraham Lincoln.

Name a Salmon who was a famous U. S. pathologist. D.E. Salmon -- invented Salmonellosis and died in 1914 (hopefully of something else...).

What's a Salmoniform? Trick question. It's not a what, it's an adjective that means resembling a salmon.

What's a brandling? A young salmon.

Who was Salmonius? A mythological Greek figure -- son of Aeolus, killed by a thunderbolt for his presumption in deeming himself equal to Zeus and for his impiety in imitating lightning. He may have been the original Salmonhead.

What's caviar? Salted salmon (or sturgeon) eggs.

Which Salmon was a Senator from Ohio, Governor of Ohio, and Secretary of the U. S. Treasury? Again, Salmon Portland Chase (that guy really got around).

What's gravlax? Sliced salmon rubbed with salt, sugar, pepper, and dill, marinated, and served with a mustard sauce.

What's a grilse? No, it's not the opposite of boyse! It's a young salmon on its first return from the sea to fresh water.

What's a humpback? A male pink salmon at the time it travels up rivers to spawn. (Yeah, yeah, it's a whale, too.)

What's a kipper? A male salmon or sea trout during or shortly after the spawning season, or a salmon (or herring) that's been kippered - i.e., dried and smoked.

What's lox? A variety of salty smoked salmon.

What's Salmonsite? A buff-colored, hydrous, manganese iron, phosphate mineral.

What's kokanee? Any landlocked population of the sockeye salmon of W North America.

What's ouananiche? A small, landlocked salmon of SE Canada. Unbeknownst to some of us (OK, most of us), not ALL salmon travel up and down rivers to spawn.

What's a parr? A young salmon before it enters salt water

What's a salmonoid? Something that resembles a salmon. (Or, perhaps it's a person who's afraid that others will think he resembles a salmon...)

What's a samlet? A young salmon. (or is it a salmon-flavored omelet?)

What's a Leftover Salmon? Another trick question... It's not a what, it's a who! Often abbreviated LoS.

What's a Salmonhead? An LoS fan. Perhaps previously known as a Deadhead or Phishead or some such. Some might think it's just the pointy end of a salmon!

What is Salmonalia? What a true Salmonhead wears and sticks on his car, bus, bike, head, or whatever.

What's a smolt? A young salmon when it first leaves fresh water and descends to the sea.

What is Salmonaid? Lemonaid made with salmon (I think).

Which Salmon is an author of some repute? Salmon Rushdie.

Who is Salmonella? Dunno... probably a heavy metal rock band that gives you a stomach ache if it sits in the sun too long.

What is Salmonellosis? Terrible bad breath -- smells like dead fish (I think).

What's a salmonet? Well,it's sort of like a cabinet is a little cabin. (Ask Mark Vann why this is so!) A Salmonet is a little Salmon. Same as a samlet.

What's a salmon peel (or peal? Nope it's not the skin. It's another name for a young salmon.

What's a salmonberry? No, dinglehead, it's red-flowered raspberry, no less Ð of the Pacific coast.

What does anadromous mean? It's a $10 word that characterizes a fish of incredible instinct (but questionable intelligence) that leaves a perfectly good ocean to swim up an increasingly polluted river, jumping rapids and small dams and dodging hungry bears who have been waiting for them for days (I saw this on Marty Stouffer once) and, upon reaching the exact place of its own birth (as much as 8,000 ft above the sea and many, many miles from where it started), lays a bunch of eggs. Then, leaving its eggs to hatch by themselves and play salmon roulette by trying to swim through the whirling blades of the turbines in the hydro-electric dams (creating one of the essential ingredients for salmonaid), it tries to return to the sea for another go but croaks instead. Doesn't this sound like an exciting life? No wonder they're becoming extinct. Someday there may be no salmon left but Leftover Salmon. A real pity... SERIOUSLY...